Goldman’s Laws of the Universe

Life:

There is a fine line between generous and schmuck.
If you don’t come to grips with reality, eventually reality will come to grips with you.
Even in Hell one can do great things.
Things will accumulate on horizontal surfaces until they are no longer horizontal. (This especially applies to desks.)
Garlic is not a spice; It's a vegetable.
There's always a bigger boat.

Every employee wants an employee.
If you build a better mousetrap, the world will NOT beat a path to your door.
One should always bend over backwards for a customer. Just don't bend over forwards.
The best salespeople believe their own bullshit.
Sales projections: The process of adding up all the little lies to make one big lie.
Many people like the job title more than the job description.
If you buy a ticket for the rollercoaster, don't complain when you get sick to your stomach.
Treat your co-workers well. Sooner or later they will be your boss, employee, vendor, or customer.
There's a difference between development and exploitation.
Change = Opportunity

There is no guarantee that reality is completely observable. God does not owe physicists a living.
God created dimensions. Man created coordinate systems.
The rarest form of matter is conscience matter. Be thankful that you are such a rare gem in the vast multiverse.

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